Divorce Song

Even after all this time it's weird to think about what all we went through

Two young kids being dumb as dumb can be

Our future was supposed to be so bright

I'm sure we did all we could short of actually trying to fix ourselves

My sulking worked about as well as your passive aggressive poetry

Things are always gonna be great, right?

When you said for richer or poorer, I didn't know the latter would be your goal

When you said in sickness and health, I didn't know it should make me nauseous

And when you said til death do us part, I didn't know I should have just died

I guess we tried but here ends the ride