Water (Radio Edit)

I like drinking water without the T because then it would be tea

I like drinking water everyday because then I'd die of dehydration otherwise

I don't like pepsi even though it's close enough anyway

The combination of hydrogen and oxyegn keeps me alive

I am drinking water because otherwise I die

I like drinking water because its so nice cos it's free

I've set sail to Tesco cos my taps stopping producing water

I didn't pay my bills because I didn't know they existed

Now I'm in for tax fraud what are taxes anyway

I didn't buy the tesco water cos they only had ashbeck and it tastes like garbage