Green Penny Loafers

One day I found me a big green door

A green door I wanted to explore

When I turned the knob, I started to fall

I woke up inside a big green hall

Put my right foot forward and I stepped in a puddle of St. Patrick's rain

Now my shoes have turned to green penny loafers, green penny loafers

Little elves began to dance and I looked down and found my pants were green

Then the elves began to dance a dance that I found to be quite obscene

I wished I was gone and I found myself in a pasture green serene

Put my right foot forward and I walked in the pasture, slipped in the grass

Oh boy, I sure did bust my ass in green penny loafers, green penny loafers