Green Penny Loafers Lyrics

One day I found me a big green door

A green door I wanted to explore

When I turned the knob, I started to fall

I woke up inside a big green hall

Put my right foot forward and I stepped in a puddle of St. Patrick's rain

Now my shoes have turned to green penny loafers, green penny loafers

Little elves began to dance and I looked down and found my pants were green

Then the elves began to dance a dance that I found to be quite obscene

I wished I was gone and I found myself in a pasture green serene

Put my right foot forward and I walked in the pasture, slipped in the grass

Oh boy, I sure did bust my ass in green penny loafers, green penny loafers

I walked in the pasture, slipped in the grass

Oh boy, I sure did bust my ass in green penny loafers, green penny loafers

I lay in the grass and watched the clouds

They turned green as they passed overhead

Thunder clapped and it began to rain

Hungry elves that wanted to be fed

Put my right foot forward and I ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, I say

I ran, ran, ran, ran, ran away in green penny loafers, green penny loafers

Green penny loafers