The Elmo Song

Elmo came with the AK-47

Shot Big Bird, and the bitch stopped living

Turns out Bert and Ernie had ordered that hit

But, they told everybody that she died from Covid

So, Elmo got a check for 30,000 dollars

Now, he's down south with some bitches in the holler

Elmo's hoes be on their knees

While he teaches the kids to do their ABC's

Like damn, Elmo be thugging for real

Turned on PBS, he had gold in his grill

I was gonna change the channel up on the TV

But, then he started saying what the letters mean