The Elmo Song Lyrics

Elmo came with the AK-47

Shot Big Bird, and the bitch stopped living

Turns out Bert and Ernie had ordered that hit

But, they told everybody that she died from Covid

So, Elmo got a check for 30,000 dollars

Now, he's down south with some bitches in the holler

Elmo's hoes be on their knees

While he teaches the kids to do their ABC's

Like damn, Elmo be thugging for real

Turned on PBS, he had gold in his grill

I was gonna change the channel up on the TV

But, then he started saying what the letters mean

He said A is for awesome, B is for balling

C is for calling hoes, D is what they wanting

E is for ecstasy, F is for fuck with me

G is you're gonna see, H, just how it be

I'm just kidding, Elmo didn't say that

He's in a cop car, handcuffed in the back

What happened, you ask, well, let me tell

The reason why Elmo is going to jail

Bitches started playing games, but Elmo ain't no player

So, Elmo went crazy, Elmo went gangster

Bitches started playing games, but Elmo ain't no player

So, Elmo went crazy, Elmo went gangster

Elmo came with the AK-47

Gunned that bitch down behind the 7-Eleven

Had no reason to hide, so he waited for the cops

And, when they showed up, he was smoking crack rock

Like damn, Elmo done went off his rocker

They was bout to set him up with a crazy doctor

Then, he got bailed out, by who, it was a shocker

He got bailed out by the sheriff's baby mama

Now, that's fucked up, but wouldn't you know

She brought Elmo a brick from Mexico

She said Elmo is there anything else that you need

Said can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street

Like damn