The Zoo

You asked me to serve your divorce papers at the zoo

When I tell the story my friends think it isn't true

My mom says you sound like a poorly written character

In a young adult novel, the way you crave the melodrama

Asking to serve your divorce papers at the zoo

I'm keeping a note in my phone of the shit you'd say

So I won't forget you were selfish in every way

Like how you were seeing that girl when you were out of town

Then came home complaining that I was not accommodating

Holding my tongue just to listen to shit you'd say