Sex Song

It's so beautiful outside

With your tiny hands wrapped peacefully in mine

We're gonna lay on the bed

You're gonna look into my eyes

And you will see me look ahead

And I'll say

No no no, I'm not ready to face-time

If I'm being honest your body makes me hate mine

The outside is hot to the dismay of the inside

I don't like how it looks but I guess that it tastes fine

I'm curled up like a child on the ground