The End

Own brand tequila tastes like wobbly legs

Then blurry vision leads to a trip quite fast down a flight of stairs

There’s a hundred pictures of folks in mirrors all looking slightly worse for wear

And ‘I weren’t that bad’ is the line often dropped before the videos get sent off

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll stay in

It’s all a lie

It’ll only get much worse from here

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll just drive

But give it 20 years