The End Lyrics

Own brand tequila tastes like wobbly legs

Then blurry vision leads to a trip quite fast down a flight of stairs

There’s a hundred pictures of folks in mirrors all looking slightly worse for wear

And ‘I weren’t that bad’ is the line often dropped before the videos get sent off

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll stay in

It’s all a lie

It’ll only get much worse from here

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll just drive

But give it 20 years

It’s what you’ll value in the end

Ey! Ey!

Ey! Ey!

Ey! Ey!

Ey! Ey!

Sore legs sore eyes sore head sore mind

There’s not a single Wetherspoons in sight

I’d drained my bank at the first bar that we found

And how on Earth does a gin and tonic cost me 8 pound

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll stay in

It’s all a lie

It’ll only get much worse from here

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll just drive

But give it 20 years

It’s what you’ll value in the end

Ey! Ey!

Ey! Ey!

Ey! Ey!

Cos after all

Cos after all

Cos after all

Time spent out there is not time you’ve spent alone

One, two, three, four!

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll stay in

It’s all a lie

It’ll only get much worse from here

I’m never drinking again

Next time I’ll just drive

But give it 20 years

It’s what you’ll value in the end