Motherfucking Fool

Now, this here's a story 'bout a man named Jim

Tried to cross the river but he never learned to swim

He coulda took a boat but he was stubborn as a mule

So he drowned and he's dead, that motherfuckin' fool

Now, this here's a story 'bout a man named Tom

Snuck around and tried to grab some titty off your Mom

She stuck him in the gut 'cause he thought he was so cool

She fucked him up and now he's dead, that motherfuckin' fool

Now this here's a story 'bout a woman named Gert

Who recently discovered that her sweet vagine would squirt