Coldzone Lyrics

Well I'm going to get a twenty-pack of Cariboo

I'd like to get a fifteen of Labatt Blue too

Buddy wants a sixer of Kootenay

And a two-six small batch CC ought to do me

Take me to the Coldzone

I don't care

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Take me to the Coldzone

I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Gotta find the cheapest beer

Lowest price per millilitre

Coldzone

Well there's too much Goddamn cider in the Coldzone

We get it man

We know it's BC homegrown

It's taking up prime real estate for cold brews

And I'm running late

So Lucky will have to do

Take me to the Coldzone

I don't care

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Take me to the Coldzone

I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Gotta find the cheapest beer

Lowest price per millilitre

Coldzone

Well I had just gotten off work and I was feeling mighty thirsty

I figured another sixer couldn't be the worst for me

So I scraped up my loose change

And I got in my rusty car

I headed to the Coldzone

Thank God it's not that far

So I grab a pack of Bowen

And the cashier stares at me

He says "Son, you're gonna have to show me two pieces of ID"

So I pulled out my wallet

And I found my driver's license

I turned out all my pockets

But the second piece was hiding

I looked up at the clock

It read eight fifty-seven

I only had three minutes left in

Coldzone heaven

But "Rules is rules" he said

And I knew he wasn't wrong

I left those cold ones on the counter and went home

And I wrote this song

Coldzone

I don't care

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Take me to the Coldzone

I don't mind

Take me to the Coldzone

Get me there

Gotta find the cheapest beer

Lowest price per millilitre

Coldzone

Coldzone

Coldzone