(This is) My First Rodeo Lyrics

Well this is My First Rodeo

I thought it would be a blast

But there's too many dudes

Thinking they're cool

In their brand new cowboy hats

Well they think they're real funny

But their boots ain't muddy

And they've never even rode a horse

They just drink their Bud Lights

And chase pretty girls for sport

It's a turnin', burnin' barrel race

Fat white folks all stuffin' their face

Cover bands grace every stage

As another chuckwagon horse breaks its leg

This is My First Rodeo

I surely won't be back

Found out real soon

Folks don't like the tunes

And now I'm feeling like a horse's ass

Well we sang 'em real soft

And we sang 'em real pretty

But we never played Wagon Wheel

I forgot that if they don't know the words

It has no appeal

There's a hoot and a holler as they open the shoot

They're kickin' them horses with the spurs on their boots

The header ropes the horns or at least he tries

While the heeler lies to hide the fact that he likes guys

This is My First Rodeo

I thought it would be a gas

I hopped on the two

On the hunt for free booze

But then I fell into a Calgary trap

With their ten dollar pints

And their white collar lives

And their endless blue party support

I'll be back on my way with my tail between my legs to the north

Yes Edmonton is f***** up but Calgary is a bore

And I'm beginning to wonder if rodeo is a sport