Meet The Sheep Lyrics

If you'd like to, I can take you back to meet the sheep

We can set them free out in the fields and go to sleep

We can watch them all amuse themselves

Delightfully abuse themselves

Then when they want back in the pen, they'll start to bleat

If you want to I can take you back to meet the sheep

If you'd like to, I can take you back to pet the lambs

The uncorrupted offspring of the ewes and rams

They haven't had to compromise

Like all the piglets in their sties

The lambs can go to heaven but the pigs are damned

If you'd like to I can take you back to meet the lambs

They like hanging out in herds

They're happy in the pen

Anything they've done one time, they'll do again

They'll do again

They'll do again

If you'd like to, I can take you back to sheer the sheep

The profits are enormous and the labour cheap

They don't get angry in the least

They don't know when they're being fleeced

They're happy when they do not have to think too deep

If you'd like to I can take you back to meet the sheep

They like hanging out in herds

They're happy in the fold

Their memories are very short, their jokes are old

Their jokes are old

Their jokes are old

If you'd like to I can take you back to count the sheep

We'll pull the wool over their eyes then go to sleep