Congratulations (On Your Hallucinations) Lyrics

You always surprise me

With the way you use your eyes

I mean the way you see things differently from me

And I am green with envy

How you see a glass half-full

When it's just one gulp away from empty

I'm pleased you think that everything is nice

Ignorance is bliss so don't think twice

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

They bear no relation to the truth

Explain from what perspective

Everything's improving

Or is that all too confusing for you?

Either you're completely crazy

Or you know something I don't

And my guess is that it's something I don't want to

What gets you from A to B?

Does it start with a Capital G, O, D?

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

They bear no relation to the truth

Is it The X-Files or the kung fu?

Have you got a guru

Who's shown what you what your money's really worth?

Is it all down to the homegrown?

Baby, please phone home

We miss you back here on planet earth

I know that this is water off your back

But will you tell me what it is that makes you quack?

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

Congratulations (on your hallucinations)

They bear no relation to the truth

They bear no relation

I'll have what you're having

Make mine a double