Crunch Time Lyrics

So we just told the world what we'll release next year

We will delay as needed so please have no fear

Better later and good than early and bad

Cause in the end we don't want buyers to be mad

We've created some hype, here are some news for you

New investors are here, they'll help us pull this through

I can hear everyone praising us all day long

Now we need to make sure, that our release is strong

Extra effort will be needed

To everyone's great dismay

Everything's starting to fray

Everybody is mistreated

Crunch time is sadly here

Strap in, don't disappear

Forget your life, your time is ours

Write the code, put in the hours

Deadline day's almost here, we need to hurry up

Expectations are high, we need to stay on top

I think we can skip testing, everything looks alright

Things were looking so good, how did it get so tight?

Our angels brought you hell, sorry our hands were tied

Not much longer now, we know your brains are fried

Stop with the complaining, you know what you signed up for

Remember our family values or be employed no more

Deadlines that are not yours, stuff added later on

Deaf ears you talked into, good will that's long gone

Fancy words with no meaning, they mask incompetence

Acronyms as job titles making you give penance

Corporate says anything to make you think they care

You're more expendable than used toilet paper

All they do is tell lies, they don't care it's unfair

You need to understand, things will not get better

Crunch time is sadly here

Strap in, don't disappear

Forget your life, your time is ours

Write the code, put in the hours

Get out while you're still healthy

They won't make you wealthy

This path is really deadly