Teammates Lyrics

You have joined the ranks

Glad you are on board

They know you won't shoot blanks

Their prayers were not ignored

You go and meet the squad

You hope you'll get along

You pray they're not too flawed

You hope your gut is wrong

The boss's pet and the one with the brown nose

Those who make you wonder: "whose relatives are those?"

The one who rats you out, the one that doesn't care

The one who's overpaid cause life just isn't fair

Welcome to your team hell

Hope your stay will go well

Choose your words carefully

Unless you want to flee

Teammates are rarely your friends

Don't know their real intents

Don't tell them your secrets

Don't show any weakness

Don't be too uptight

Never start a fight

You want them on your side

Without losing your mind

Go out with the team

It's fine from time to time

At least you'll make it seem

Like you give a dime

Go about your day, help them when you can

You need the cash and you don't need a ban

Peer reviews will come into play

When it comes the time for that increase in pay

Welcome to your team hell

Hope your stay will go well

Choose your words carefully

Unless you want to flee

Teammates are rarely your friends

Don't know their real intents

Don't tell them your secrets

Don't show any weakness