UniverseGram Pacer Test (Uh-Oh) Lyrics

The UniverseGram Pacer Test

Is a multistage existential capacity test

That progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 100 year pacer test will begin when you see the light

Line up at the start

The living speed starts slowly but gets faster each time after you hear this signal

A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound

Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible

The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over

This is also not a test