Christmas Sucks (And So Do You) ft. Bari_Tones Lyrics

Every year's the same

Another hapless holiday

Where I am nothing but hurt

Being dragged through the snow and dirt

And everything's a pain

Peppermint and lidocaine

It only makes things worse

Trying to make it all work

You've heard of elf on a shelf

Now how bout go fuck yourself

Christmas sucks, and so do you

You won't be feeling so glad

When santa's mounting your dad

Christmas sucks, and so do you

And my messed up family

It's like a frontal lobotomy

And the krampus in me

Could never let that be

You've heard of elf on a shelf

Now how bout go fuck yourself

Christmas sucks, and so do you

You won't be feeling so glad

When santa's milking your dad

Christmas sucks, and so do you

Yeah you fucking suck

Cuz you like christmas

You suck because you like gingerbread

You suck because all

That pumpkin spice

Has gone right to your head

Yeah you fucking suck

Cuz you like christmas

Singing ode to joy

But oh it's so listless

And I can count all of

The good times that

I have had on just one hand

Just one hand

Just one hand

You've heard of elf on a shelf

Now how bout go fuck yourself

Christmas sucks, and so do you

You won't be feeling so glad

When santa cums in your dad

Christmas sucks, and so do you

Oh, you've heard of elf on a shelf

Now how bout go fuck yourself

Cuz christmas sucks

Shit out of luck

No one gives a fuck

Cuz they all suck it's true

Oh, and so do you

So do you

Fuck christmas

Fuck christmas

Fuck you

Fuck jack frost

Fuck rudolph

Fuck you

Fuck the dinner fight

Fuck the frostbite

Fuck you

Fuck the candy canes

Fuck john mcclaine

I don't care it's not a christmas movie

Fuck you

Fuck the headaches

Fuck the fruitcakes

Fuck you

Fuck the eggnog

Fuck the yule log

Fuck you