Hondathon Lyrics

Imagine driving down the street in a Honda Accord

You're gonna love the grip, you're gonna love the torque

And you'll love-a the feel of the wheel on your hands

And you'll love-a the coverage, contingency plan

Imagine driving down the street with the one you love

You're gonna lower the seat, you've got that company trust

'Cause at Honda, we promise that nothing is wrong

So just open your pockets and purchase a car

Imagine driving down the street in a Honda Accord

Pull into Home Depot, to get some home decor

For that house up in northerly Maine where you stay

But you hear that there might be a blizzard today

Imagine driving down the street with your wife and kids

You really made it now, it's been your life for this

But yet suddenly, you're paralyzing with fear

And you realize now that you just hit a deer

And your wife looks at you with a mysterious face

And your kids they ask you what is wrong?

And your wife says, "Here, honey, play with my phone"

"Why don't you and your brother play some Temple Run?"

And she fiddles with the door, and she gets out of the car

And she asks you "What the hell's taking you so long?"

And you try your best, muster up a response

And she says, this is the twenty-second time this month

I swear to God, every drive, you'll be hitting a deer

Swear to God, that they might go extinct this year

But every time, that they die, I have to clean up the blood

And every time, you put the blame on your Honda Accord

And I'm just so fed up, with the venison

I thought that I was in love, and well, I guess that I was

And well, I guess that I was

So I won't be the one to assuage your fears

The road of Accord is… paved in tears

But I guess that there might be a lesson I learned

As I drive through the ashes of bridges I've burned

Imagine driving down the street in a Honda Accord

You've got to get a grip, 'cause it's a long way toward

Any meaningful way to make peace with your soul

I just pray every day that you're watching the road

Imagine driving down the street in a Honda Accord

You're gonna love the grip, you're gonna love the torque

And you'll love-a the feel of the wheel on your hands

And you'll love-a the coverage, contingency plan

Imagine driving down the street with the one you love

You're gonna lower the seat, you've got that company trust

'Cause at Honda, we promise that nothing is wrong

So just open your pockets and purchase a car