There Once Was A Girl Called Miss Cherry Box Lyrics

Yet another night in front of the box

And do I hear anything?, well no, not a lot

Between the over ambitious commentary of he

Who then proceeds to call his friends on his moby

But not quietly or discreetly is this done

Oh no, he likes the sound of his own voice, does this one

The children have had their tea

And are ready for bed and a story

I've desperately hurried them ready

In time for a cuppa and corrie

Later, he announces, one minute, don't nag

I'm just messaging my friend, stop losing you're rag.

Later he said, ten minutes ago now

As the clicking of keys stir yet another row

Never mind children, he won't be long

Come sit with me while I sing you a song, mmm

There once was a girl called Miss Cherry box, mm

Who got to watch all she wanted on the box

She came out at night, she was bold, she was bright

She didn't take any messing, oh no

She didn't take any shite, mm mm

She was a queen of the night

She was firm, yet polite

A spark in the dark

Rode wild horses through the parks

She is the spirit that is now in me, yes