Clumsy Gemologist Lyrics

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

I'm in a different frame of mind, when I create a rhyme

Gun to my head receiving brain at the same time

My manager Big Red is pacing in the background

In cahoots with Suge Knight about to put the smack down

If I don't write something with hit potential and it's sangable

Instead I make the banginest banger that's ever bangable

Side, rippin garbage MC's is my pleasure

Cause one man's trash is the next man's treasure

Whatever, I'm not concerned with glitz and glamour

I'm impressed with who's the best at manipulating grammar

I spit heat to make n*ggas grab they Jesus piece

Then consult Pastor Troy, Reverend Run, Killah Priest

For some spiritual guidance, yes my blessed spittings

Are excessive, you can't digest in one sitting

I'm sh*tting, on you holmes, you all sound like clones

Your little poems are brittle like senior citizens bones

I smash your teleprompter, spill skills to stomp ya

Iller, killer, conquer, lyrical gilla monster

You bastards, Side's an occupational hazard

You think your shi*ts the bomb sonny but it's more like a disaster

You couldn't measure my skill with a ruler if you want

I'm the hottest topic by the water cooler for the month

Like, you here that bul Side he's off the heezy, please believe me

So the day that you can take out Lil Bow Wow come and see me, fasheezy

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

N*gga please, I was never one of those dark MC's

I spit flows that'll rip the f*ckin bark off trees

An F5 turning cars into flying missiles

Reppin Philly like Cool C Down to the Grissle

Ice raps, I love to chisel down to shavings

Blaze till they sizzle evaporate to a fizzle

Your style's a drizzle, mines a deadly medley

So tight it might precipitate quite heavily

What happened to skills on the M.I.C

Nowadays you gotta be tough like MC Shy D

I'm a hot stove to kids when I pick up a pen

You touch me once, you'll get burned you'll never touch me again

I'm impervious to whoever tries to rip through

You're barking like a Rottweiler but you're biting like a Shih Tzu

Cross all cultures fat flows that get sicka

Even got racist white buls saying dat's my n*gga

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

I'm always known to come with a style that only I know

Drop it heavy while you're lighter than an albino

I get up on the mic I talk trash like a wino

My breath got the potency to take down a rhino

I utter why? You wanna test this gutter guy

Who can freestyle, backstroke and do the butterfly

I'm changing stations on you, ceasing relations with you

Call you Dr. Kevorkian I'm losing patients with you

I have no time for wack sh*t, it's intolerable

N*ggas follow my teachings just like I'm the Honorable

Elijah M., drop gems like clumsy jewelers

Char twenty bars coming straight off the medulla

Oblongota, I gotta tell n*ggas they can't get with me

Hit'em with a series of punchlines intermittently

Cali gold rush, who became the richest man

The same cat that sold y'all the picks and the pans understand

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it

Ayo God knowledge this

I'm Side Effect call me the Clumsy Gemologist

What that mean, I drop jewels every time I spit

You want skills best believe I got alot of it