Get a Job Lyrics

Yo, you need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

I told the ho

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

I told the ho, ho, ho, ho

I met this chick at my show yo she had it going on

Booty dancer, stripper chick, you know, shaky butt jawn

I don't discriminate god, Effect respects all hustlers

Get your money love, even if you gotta play them busters

But I don't pay for pussy I'ma play my part now

I never did in the past and I ain't gone start now

She said it's all good Wood, see I ain't expect you to

I'm checking you, exchange math and maybe connect with you

We talked on the phone for a week, went out to eat

Fucked that night, then I skeeted on the chicks sheets

Then she started calling the bul more for rides to the store

And other stupid shit she figured she could ask me for

I told her, yo, you getting tax free cash out the ass

You got alot of nerve to ask for my stash

She said the money ain't consistent, some nights is mad wack

She got brothers licking whipped cream up out her ass crack

After she pay off the house fee and hit off the DJ

She barely got enough to make it home on the freeway

I'll give you one last ride how you like the sound of that

It'll be downtown so you can fill out a app

Cause yo, you need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

I told the ho

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

I told the ho, ho, ho, ho

Nigga, I ain't got no heart like Hitler

I'll lend a helping hand if I can to a sista

And assist her, but my finan-cial, situ-ation

Ain't allowing me to be making no donations

I'm a mack machine but not a MAC machine

The ambiguity means I don't be giving out cream

See, I roll in any club in Philly easy, pull me a breezy

That's looking sleazy without breaking off no cheesy

The older gods put me up on how these chickens be

I took the game in generous amounts, applied it liberally

Especially if she a cutie with a big booty

Best believe brothas gone be tryna relieve you of your duty

But not me, I concentrate on money stacking

While you fighting over her like Paul McCart and Mike Jackson

The girl is mine, you can have her

Especially after I strap the bozack and then I stab her

Cause yo, you need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

I told the ho

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

I told the ho, ho, ho, ho

What I look like, I ain't got nothing to loan ya

Shoulda stayed in school girl and got your good enough diploma

Instead of spending doe at The Gallery

You need to find a job that offers a competitive starting salary

Plus an attractive, benefits package

To take care them dependents, you know all that extra baggage

Cause I ain't tryna bother love, or be the father of

Them lil thug cat, rug rats of yours, holla love

Find a chick in my age range with no seeds

Is like finding a brotha who don't own a pair of Timb trees

Nearly impossible, why can't I find the perfect dime

It's like I love your body but I can't stand your mind

Or I love your mind but I can't stand your body

Or I love both but your grill piece is shoddy

Call me Shallow Hal, how am I Shallow

Just cause I won't settle for the bottom of the barrel

I need a chick with a job because

I had enough of y'all tryna play T-dub for a free grub

Out of that a get no enjoyment

Instead of bumming off of me

You need to find yourself some gainful employment

Cause yo, you need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

I told the ho

You need to get yourself a job

She tried to tell me that times is hard

Who you telling

You need to get yourself a job

I told the ho, ho, ho, ho