Hip Hop Cafe Lyrics

We at the Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin and the theme is Hip Hop

We at the Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin and the theme is Hip Hop

We at the Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin and the theme is Hip Hop

On the menu, food is named after MC's

Here comes our waitress, can I take your order please?

Yes, the Fu-Schnicken chicken, baked not fried

A Lil Ceasar salad, MC Lyte dressing, I'm on a diet

And to drink? Uh, bring me a Ice T

You want a small, medium, large? Nah bring me a King T

Unsweetened? Sweet Tee that shall suffice

Oh and a glass of IceCubes

No water? uh-uh Just Ice

We got a window seat, niggas with a Lil Fame

Rollin up in six-fo's flossin they Dana Danes

I'm Too Short on funds you got some Cash Money left?

M.Ski was eating a M&M, looked up and said, yeah Mos Def

That number that you got, you shouldn't have to Snoop Dogg

Tell ya girl, sheeit keep that on the Q-Tip God

She on the Pharcyde of town it ain't no Consequence

She probably doing A-Z like you use your Common Sense

It don't take a Genius you could be in Special Ed

These girls like to Kid N Play around fuckin with your head

Anyway, this place was owned by a white guy if I remember

A former racist dude, an X-Clan member

But now my man Raekwon is the chef

And his assistant can't hear, what's his name? Def Jef

They got a open mic if you got Mad Skillz or you a singer

Pass me some napkins son cause I got Sticky Fingaz

Look at this menu they got stuff I never heard of

I think next time I'll get the Beanie Mack burger

Or the Notorious Big burger

Or the Ja Rule chili, it's Murdaaaa

Maybe I'll just get me the steak instead man

Well done?, nah make it bloody Redman

That sounds nice with some Foxy Brown rice

With MOP's how you say those?

Mashed Out Potatoes

They sell Sauce Money, but yo it's too hot

And you can get it in a four pack or a TuPac

And they sell cigarettes for two bucks that's tight

Give me a pack of Marley Marlboro's and a pack of Lady Lucky Strikes

Turntables too? You hear the music playin G

When they open up? Nine, in the AMG

Upstairs I hear they opening a club to make it tighter

But you gotta be a member, no Outsidaz

Tell the truth ain't no more that they can add to this

They gonna make Amil yo it's gonna be Fabolous

We'll swing back through in about a week or two

And see what kinda new grub they put up on the menu at this

Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin and the theme is Hip Hop

We at the Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin and the theme is Hip Hop

We at the Hip Hop Cafe, this underground spot

Where the food is kinda bangin