If Lyrics

So we are gonna kick off

With this gentle introduction

And then we are gonna rock on

With zero interruption

We'll start things pretty simple

You'll find this riff's not hard to follow

But what comes after this

Is a little bit harder to swallow

It's a bit apocalyptic

Which some folks find depressing

But then there's my style lyric

Which is mostly mind-caressing

If you're a fan of irony

Then on me fix your gaze

I've got a smattering of poetry

And a shitload of double entendrés

If you

Thought that you kinda knew me

Then if you

Did you'd see right through me

So why don't

You just take step back

Think about this setback

And what you're doing to me

'Cos it's fraught

If you're tryna do me

And if that's true

Then you can fuckin' sue me

'Cos I won't

But you better start runnin'

You've got another thought comin'

If you think you're gonna screw me

As if..!