Max Shenanigans Lyrics

I know a guy

He's a fun drunken troublemaker

Dunno know what he does

When he's very rarely sober

You'll see when you meet him

He's a big risk taker

Up for all the action

'Til the game is over

When he was a wee lad

There was no stopping him

Into all the hi-jinx

And hungry for adventure

Now he's old and wily

It's hard to get the drop on him

Got a heart of gold

Forget the money that he lent ya

Max Shenanigans

When he goes out and back again

Comin' home blind

Is his typical behaviour

Max Shenanigans

Is on the rum and rack again

Blowin' his own mind

And there's nothin' that'll save ya

Max, Max, Max, Max

Shenanigans!

He's the first one to the bar

And the last one out the door

And although throughout the morning

He's hungover and morose he's

Quick to pep up

When he's had a few beers or more

Never gonna slow down

Although he's got cirrhosis

Drinking's not a sin but

It's gonna be the end of him

Wouldn't know himself

If he wasn't fairly wasted

Memory's half gone

And his liver's ready for the bin

Who would Max be

If booze he'd never tasted?