Silver Hair and Golden Showers Lyrics

We've tried it every way it can be tried

Forty years it's been just you and I

And though there's no one else I'd rather do

I'll make this proposal to you

Let's take love making to the wild side

Grab them bed rails and we'll take a ride

Bed pans and catheters are a turn on to me

Let's take each other where we want to be

Silver hair and golden showers

Saggy skin like wilted flowers

Latex suits, fur lined cuffs without a key

Silver hair and golden showers

Take two pills, I'm good for hours

Kinky old folks sex will be the death of me

I'll show you other uses for your old walker

Have you ever tried a rubber squawker

You've got new hips so please don't say no

Old dirty minds have many places to go

Silver hair and golden showers

Saggy skin like wilted flowers

Latex suits, fur lined cuffs without a key

Silver hair and golden showers

Take two pills, I'm good for hours

Kinky old folks sex will be the death of me

Said kinky old folks sex will be the death of me