Ketchup Lyrics

Why is there no ketchup in the fridge

I spent the rest of my money on bitches and hoes

I just cooked some Mccain's oven fries

But now im faced with a horrible surprise

There's no ketchup in the fridge anymore

I don't know what else I can put on them

I've got some jam, that is just wrong

Now i'm just left singing this song

About the ketchup

I love tomatos

But i dont have the money to go and get it from tescos

Anymore

So kids, don't spend your money on hoes

Or you'll find out, you don't have any tomatoes anymore

To put on your chips

Or maybe even your chicken nuggets

It's a horrible revelation

All I've got in this life is chips and masturbation

Which just reminds me of my other use

'Cuz tomato ketchup, its lubes me for spilling my juice

So kids, don't spend your money on hoes

Remember, ketchup is the most important thing in the world

For you, you, you

For you, you