Things Don't Fit Lyrics

Took a trip to the closet and tried on my prom dress, and it ripped

I don't know why I thought it might fit

I'm a whole different girl than I was when it zipped

And my body looks nothing like it did with I was sixteen

Not like the ones I see in magazines

But it plays my guitar, so it's perfect for me

So I'm gonna thank god, yeah I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit

Cause why would I look like I did in high school?

I hated that shit

I unbutton my pants at the restaurant when I take a seat

I don't calculate anything that I eat

Cause no one gives a fuck bout the size of my jeans

And I'm gonna thank god, yeah I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit

Cause why would I look like I did in high school?

I hated that shit

Yeah I'm gonna thank god, yeah I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit

Cause why would I look like I did in high school?

I hated that shit

Oh, and nobody turns 95 and wishes that they'd bodychecked

Nobody looks back on life and wishes that they'd been more stressed

And nobody eats birthday cake and wishes they'd enjoyed it less

And nobody gives a shit if you rip up an old prom dress

And I'm gonna thank god when things don't fit

I'm gonna thank god, I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit

I'm gonna thank god, I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit

Cause why would I look like I did in high school?

I hated that shit

Yeah I'm gonna thank god, I'm gonna thank god

When things don't fit