Personal Gyroscopic Charger Lyrics

Breaking news the oil wells are pumping cash no more

Solar wind and tidal power could energise the poor

But the money men will intervene and shut them down

There's no use for clean fuel competition in this town

As we walk by electrons fly

Kinetic juice breaking us loose

I invented the personal gyroscopic charger

Gonna save the human race

The personal gyroscopic charger

Now the world's a better place

And tell me what do you think they're gonna make of me when I'm dead?

Do you think they'll ever build a giant monument of my head?

Turning on my gyroscopic charger every time I wake

Generating electricity with every step I take

Looking for new options as demand grows every day

They're drilling in the arctic but it's melting anyway

They'd like to drill on Mars next whose flag will be unfurled

Last night I had a vision that I'm sure will change the world

As we walk by electrons fly

Kinetic juice breaking us loose

I invented the personal gyroscopic charger

I'm gonna save the human race

The personal gyroscopic charger

Now the world's a better place

Turning on my gyroscopic charger every time I wake

Generating electricity with every step I take

It's the year two million no humans have survived

Wiped out by killer drones and robots in disguise

Earth is populated by giant spiders they're from Mars

And they're using ancient NASA rovers for their cars

In their quest for power they devour energy

Drilling down for oil that is made from you and me

But their drill has hit something they investigate what's wrong

It's my gyroscopic charger it's still going strong

After we die arachnids fly

Making the same mistakes we made

They discovered my personal gyroscopic charger

It didn't save the human race

My personal gyroscopic charger

Now the world's a better place

They discovered my personal gyroscopic charger

My personal gyroscopic charger

My personal gyroscopic charger

My personal gyroscopic charger

My personal gyroscopic charger

My personal gyroscopic charger