I wrote this song for you Lyrics

I wrote this song for you

I hope you really like it

I wrote this song for you

Your beauty has ignited

A spark in my heart

You have lit what is dark

I want to sit on a bench with you

And smooch in the park

I had an urge to write this song

I couldn't fight it

I wrote this song for you

I hope you really like it

I wrote this song for you

But don't get too excited

Cos I've recycled the tune

And I've recycled the words

I've written this song

For so many birds

You'd be a fool to believe

That I wrote this just for you

I'm a male of the species

Incapable of telling you the truth

You can smell the bovine faeces

And if you want I'll give you some more proof

That I wrote this song for me

I'm really narcissistic

You're probably not the one

You're just another statistic

Another notch on my post

Another conquest to boast about

Comparing our notes

Of who's slept with the most

You're looking for commitment

I don't think I'll risk it

I wrote this song for you

I hope you really like it

I wrote this song for you

Your beauty has ignited

A spark in my heart

You have lit what is dark

I want to sit on a bench with you

And smooch in the park

I had an urge to write this song

I couldn't fight it

I'm a male of the species

Incapable of telling you the truth

You can smell the bovine faeces

And if you want I'll give you some more proof

That I wrote this song for you

I hope you really love it

I'll give the world to you

And all the stars above it

And if you've been hurt before

You can rest assured

I'm not like all those other blokes

Just looking to score

Because I wrote this song for you

And it's to you I will be true

And this time I have changed

So can't we please just do it