Chicago 2.0 Lyrics

Well this girl told me don't be buying quarters

You need to start flipping sperm like there's no tomorrow

So I did until my forearm had broke

Started stealing semen cause I went broke

Had a bitch swallow up Steve until he had no mo'

Sold it on eBay saying it had to go

Everything worked out as planned before

But nine months later the baby popped out with an afro

The mother said aw hell no

So we started fighting right?

I had her in a headlock grip vice

Coulda ended her life but I decided to think twice

And beat her to death, more pain for tonight

Crippled cross face punching my knuckles in her face

Beat her till my lungs gave out and copper I could taste

Beat her like you hear the kick in the bass

I kicked her in her lower waist then began to rape

Busted in her then I knew I had to flee the place

Left my DNA so it's an open and shut case

Facing life with a straight face

I'm still unfazed

They don't know that I was carrying mace

Pulled out the mace and I sprayed the judge

Security pulled out guns

I used a lawyer as a human shield

And only my legs and the arm I was shooting with was revealed

Goddamn

Sitting in the audience pull out my sword of steel

I'm gonna show all these baliffs I'm the real deal

Put em down for my freaking friend

And then we just dip out the crib and we live

Yeah we just chilling in Cuba

With fucking Tupac and fucking Jay-Z

Everybody is just fucking chilling there

We take the spaceship to Mars

And then we take all of our nice fucking fancy cars

And can go in zero gravity just getting a little bit less

Cause Mars is smaller nigga I'm a baller

I'm also a scientist, don't fuck with me you'll reminisce

With the past because I make your life just flash before your eyes

You realize that I'm the type of guy

That goes hard like a spy I'm the FBI

Don't fuck with the CIA

I don't give a shit I get laid like every day

Coming to paris with a fucking AK

I don't give a fuck what's my name Billy Mays

I leave you in a craze cause I'm fucking crazy

Bitches be lazy they just wanna blaze me

I don't give a fuck my dick too big she can't take me

Name's Tracy said she wanna rape me

But I told her that it comes with a great fee

She gotta suck my dick in a fucking grape tree

This girl told me don't be buying quarters

You need to start flipping sperm like there's no tomorrow

So I did, until my forearm had broke

Started stealing semen cause I was broke

I had a bitch swallow up Steve until he had no more

Sold it on Ebay saying it had to go

Everything worked out as planned before

But nine months later the baby popped up with an afro

The mother said all hell no

I said hell no too what do you think that I do

I just busted in your upper lip not your lower shit

You ain't pregnant by me

And if that was my kid he wouldn't be so damn ugly

I looked at your husband I was like it's him

But all she wanted to do was fucking swim

In my juices unless she threw it up later

And then put it into her vagina like a motherfucking masturbator

What's up with this chick

She's fucking sick

Trying to blame me to pay that bitch

Hell nah you're a motherfucking trick

I told you what I did don't fuck with this shit

I'm not gonna lie to the attorney

Cause to catch me would be a real journey