I'm Zooted Lyrics

Comin' with the heater

Killin' all these demons

Me and Based and Jesus aka Steven

We'll leave your body leakin' with little to no reason

Except that you're evil up in the church steeple

Even Jesus had twelve disciples

Cockin' up that rifle aiming at the devil

With a fuckin' sniper

If you don't like me come and fight me

I'm the type of guy that will turn the other cheek

I don't even talk I just let my tech speak

Fuck the niggas who hate me cause God appreciates me

Wake up daily my soul is his for the taking

Work like a slave but don't worship the king

Somewhere down the middle and I feel like Benjamin Franklin

Norah Jones JK Rowling I helped Ray Allen move to Miami

And you niggas lookin' for me and you found me

So I have to stay movin' goddamn I'm zooted

And I'm Based Jesus comin' in to please us

I will shoot you in the penis when I drive by in my Prius ho

I got more swag than you know or ever heard before

I'm a herbivore I got more hoes than you could even bargain for

At the bargain store I got more whores than Mordor

In a liquor store or four door I don't give a shit about your whore

Cause I got swag you're just a fag

My eggs never lay I get laid every day

By rep abstinence how's that work?

Anyway, I'm a jerk

I just got all the perks I just go berserk like it fuckin' hurts

Because I shot off your dick

Because you are not a chick

You're not a chick but you got no dick

So what does that make you a motherfuckin' freak

On the streets you can't beat your meat

You can't beat others' meat

Because I shot off your feet

And you like foot jobs you're a slob

So you can slob on a fuckin' knob

On corn on cob I don't really care

Cause I got a job, my name is Bob

Don't give a fuck about a bitch

Spit vicious leave bitches

Malnourished, you can't even step to this

Cause I got weapons kept into stashboxes

I'm intermolecular

I'm always checking your chickens

And wrecking and taking and raping

And lying awake and I bake out my face

And I don't give a shit cause I'm macing my face

And I'm taking and making I'm breaking a shake

With God I'm always safe chilling in a safe

Find a bible and now I find God now I feel great

I feel like Carly Rae Jepsen

Getting all the attention

You can call me maybe

Later we get to sexing

And I ain't having it

Girls think I'm abstinent

And I fuck them from the back I feel like Jennifer Lopez

And your experience with me is legendary

I got married to a chick that looked like Katy Perry

And she's so generous she's like Ellen DeGeneres

Always trying to give me some special type of gifts

And when we make passionate love

She's trying to record me

This girl's so horny

She's like Angelina Jolie

Eating guacamole

While she's playing roly poly

I'm a pimp son

Feel like Jessica Simpson

Mediumjay I had to say

Get at me for a mention

And you must be kidding me

But I never kid

Just like I'm Oprah Winfrey

And I'm still on that same thing

Bitch I feel like Gayle King

Ass like Kim Kardashian

And I'm the mixtape audio assassin

I kill a track without fail

And I'm feeling like I'm Ashley Tisdale

Shells like an armadillo

A fucking chinchilla

And I'm feeling like I sing like Jason Derulo

And I say that I'm every girl

Cause I only fucks with mother nature

Shhhh don't tell anyone