Street Signs Lyrics

What a night What a blurry scene

It's the last summer night 29 degrees

Finish up the last drinks Freezing in the esky

It's 3am and there's still a warm breeze

It's getting late and we best be heading back

But there's no taxis and Uber banned us from the app!

So where we going? Shit I don't know!

How's about we all treck it home!

The Sun's not up for another 3 hours

I lost my keys and I really need a shower

So let the walk begin As the night ends

There's a street sign! Down the bend...

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose

It's 4am and we're half way back

We got traffic cones on our heads

Looking like wizard hats

Old mate's got a stop sign for a staff

You can hear Gandalf

"You Shall Not Pass!"

There's a shopping cart

And a steep hill

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

"Sure am, Phil"

Tokyo drifting in a Coles trolley

Am I gunna go to hospital tonight? I'm thinking probably

We're hearing sirens In the distance

Quick! Make it fast In the dark jumping over fences!

In our defence though, Who's ever gunna know?

That's right We just go withe flow

You can't be mad at us. We're just young & dumb

You said it yourself; You were just like us once

So tell me why Every man cave

I've ever been inside is full of street signs? Huh

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose

6am I'm the last man standing

My house is the furthest, I kinda like spending

Time on my own after a night out

That's when i see the sun rise over the horizon

Walk in the door My mum's leaving for work

I just stand there with a big smirk

She's giving me a lecture but I can barely hear her

I've heard it all before make my way to my bedroom door

Stumble down the hallway run into a wall

Gotta walk up the stairs... shit I hope I don't fall

She stops me and asks:

"What are you holding behind?"

I look down

It's our fucking street sign...

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose

We're stealing street signs

In the middle of the night

Traffic cones

Garden gnomes

And the neighbour's hose