Anal > Assholes Lyrics

No I don't like no cops but I like anal sex

Especially on ecstasy while blasting NOFX

Sodomy has got to be a sensual act

Dealing with the pigs is just a pain in the ass

Stop me on the highway, open up my purse

Don't you think that you should buy me drinks and dinner first

People say I'm crazy, say that it's the norm

But I ain't got a fetish for a man in uniform

I don't like cops, I don't like cops

The VPD brutality just doesn't get me off

I don't like cops, I don't like cops

I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't

Don't like no cops but I like anal sex

Especially on ecstasy while smoking cigarettes

Cyanide is such a ride, ammonia's a gas

Rather catch the cancer than a bullet to the back

I like Grind core, extreme gore, and puking for days

I like the subtle artistry of Nicolas Cage

I like natural disasters, when animals attack

Even liked the couple times that I tried smoking crack

But I don't like cops, I don't like cops

The VPD brutality just doesn't get me off

I don't like cops, I don't like cops

I don't, no I don't, no I don't, no I don't

I don't like cops

So fuck yourself