Mouthwash (Spitters Are Quitters) Lyrics

Mouthwash is the perfect thing to drink

When you're headed to a job interview

Not only will the shakes start to steady

But your breath with smell fresh and ready too

Been smashing bottles

Just a little bit harder than I smashed my fucking fist

Into the side of your wall

It's kind of funny, I was trying to prove I was invincible

Isn't it moronic, don't you think

To puke on the carpet and piss in the sink

That's why I've got to keep my tolerance high

I swear that I'll be fine

Day drinking is a term often used by college kids and yuppies in June

Not something you're bound to hear

From someone who usually drinks before noon

Been smashing bottles

Just a little bit harder than I smashed my fucking car

Into the stone on your grave

It's kind of funny, I was coming to apologize

And tell you I'll be fine

Cause when we abandon hope

Our tragedies become a joke

Let's drink up and snort the punchlines

As the air begins to choke

Time for the human race to croak

It's been worth it just to drink with you tonight

Tonight

Alright

I woke up to the sound of you laughing and realized I didn't hate you

As much as I thought that I did last night

When I fell asleep chugging the blues

Been smashing bottles

Just a little bit harder than I smashed my fucking fist

Into the side of your face

Ain't it funny, oh how we rationalize

I swear that all be fine

Cause when we abandon hope

Our tragedies become a joke

Let's drink up and snort the punchlines

Till our noses bleed like poetry strung out on tattered pages

As our battered lovers scream at us for two weeks wasted wages

Yeah, the poison is all that I need

To upkeep this false sobriety

Sobriety

Is not for me