Jimmy Wished (for a White Christmas) Lyrics

I'm comin' down, I'm comin' around

You better watch your ground, when I come to town

All your Data I can see, I'm gonna try your Tea

No Respect for your Privacy

So you better watch out for me, Baby

All over the Northpole they call me crazy

You're still peacefully asleep, some Winter Wonder Dreams

But the next thing you hear will be…

What's this maddening Noise?

Little Jimmy and his Toys

He got them right for Christmas Eve

His Folks full of Surprise

Little Jimmy was not nice

Dear Santa, how could this be?

You see on my List

There's all the other Kids

Future Rockstars and their like

All those Bastard Kids

And future Anarchists

I care for them at Christmas Time

If you're not on his List

But you still hope for a Christmas Wish

Don't give a Fuck about that List

I'll grant you your Christmas Wish

And a white Christmas was Jimmy's only Wish

Candys, Treets and Fancy Sweets

Are just for naughty Kids (ON MY LIST)

This Year little Jimmy gets a Punk Christmas

So we lit the Flares and Hit the Snares

This Christmas Fair be blessed

Where's all the Apple Punch?

Little Jimmy, blackout drunk

He couldn't deal with all your Shit

You'd call him misbehaved

I would call you pretty lame

Shut up, we are writin' some Christmas Hits

Tear apart the nice/naughty List

And cheer for all your Christmas Gifts

And a white Christmas was Jimmy's only Wish

Candys, Treets and Fancy Sweets

Are just for naughty Kids (ON MY LIST)

And a loud Christmas was Jimmy's only Wish

Top Gear Cars and Rock Guitars

Are made for naughty Kids (ON MY LIST)

This Year little Jimmy gets a Punk Christmas

So we lit the Flares and Hit the Snares

This Christmas Fair be blessed