Home for Christmas Lyrics

Come home for Christmas

That's what they'd say

I'm going home today

Runaway

I'm proud to say I've gone astray (hey)

Could regret your heart's dismay

But you made me the runaway I'm today

I could take your bells and sleighs

Replace them all with handgrenades

Oh, and news flash: all your elves are slaves

They could see some better days (fuck u)

But come home for Christmas

That's what they'd say

Come home for Christmas Today

Please come home for Christmas

That's what you hear

Please bе at home this year

Some prеtty globes of snow

Can't justify your fucked up souls

All of Daddy's Ho Ho Hoes

Or Uncle Nickolas' unwashed robes (it's disgusting)

But come home for Christmas

That's what they'd say

Come home for Christmas Today

Please come home for Christmas

That's what you hear

Please be at home this year

Yeah, don't get me wrong

I'm the patron of the rebellious kind

But I could never condone the thoughts

Running through your fascistic minds (right!)

Let's not talk about politics

At the christmas table, be faithful

So you tell a racist joke, tell a stupid joke

Tell a sexist joke, how about a good joke for once, huh?

It's not about the gits, it's family and friends

What a shame you never loved me, so let's pretend

A family's a family, no matter how fucked

We just need to keep that spirit up!

You say come home

I say go fuck yourselves!

What even counts as a home?

You say please come home

You've distanced yourself

I think you did that on your own

So if I come home

For Christmas tonight

Do me a favor, just be kind

(It's not that fuckin' hard, yk…)