Dale the Celebrity Lyrics

Yesterday I went strolling strolling through the peaceful streets

Looking just find a spot where I can rest my feet

Maybe just a cold one or anywhere with a seat

Perhaps I may even grab a bite to eat

A stranger he approached me he asked for my autograph

I couldn't seem to find a pen and I started to laugh

If that doesn't make your day I sure don't know what can

All I did was shrug it off and left

It's the life of me

Dale the celebrity

All I need is my liquor and some weed

But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

Waiting for the subway standing away from the rail

Then I hear a loud shriek claim "Hey!" isn't that dale

Like hungry dogs they pile around me my vision goes blind

The train just couldn't make it on time

I don't have an answer for this question or that

Not sure who spread that one cause it's not a fact

I must be on my way now please I have no time

No time to live this famous life of mine

It's the life of me

Dale the celebrity

All I need is my liquor and some weed

But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

I fall down hard

In this life there's pictures all around

I don't know where to start

Every silence just turns into a louder sound

It's the life of me

Dale the celebrity

All I need is my liquor and some weed

But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

It's the life of me

Dale the celebrity

All I need is my liquor and some weed

But that's not gonna stop all the paparazzi

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

Paparazzi takes pictures of me

Paparazzi takes pictures of me