Pork Etiquette Lyrics

Hair lifts from your arms

And you can feel it in your feet

You can tell me to stop moving

But you still can't stop the beat

Stress is relieved

And all your daily grieves

Nothing's gonna stop you

No one's judging what you eat

'Cause once in a while

We all feel we have sinned

But all that's gonna be alright

'Cause all the lovin's in the meat

Tears fade away

And the salt that's in your tears

Drops onto your plate

And adds to your tasty meal

Pork etiquette

Pork etiquette

Pork etiquette

Pork!

Pork!

Pork!

Pork!

It's the point in the night

Where it's time to move your feet

Everybody's dancing

But you still can't stop the beat

Crumbs move aside

You don't belong on this wild ride

If you cannot see it

Maybe it's time you take a seat

The plate goes in the trash

That dinner was a blast

Perhaps we'll come back again

And really bring the heat

'Cause it's fun to make noise

When it's dinner with the boys

Proper manners go long ways

When you're chewing on the meat

Pork etiquette

Pork etiquette

Pork etiquette

Pork!

Pork!

Pork!

Pork!