Hey Daddy Lyrics

Hey Daddy

I met a little girl at the neighborhood grocery store

She was all decked out in her Wal Mart outfit

Checking out on lane four

She had pinto beans and turnip greens

And a ham hock or two

She had a five pound package of all-purpose flower

And a six pack of brew

Hey Daddy

I introduced myself and she straightened my collar

And as we were talking she buttoned my shirt

And I wanted to jump up and holler

Then she offered me a coupon for a new and improved Industrial strength Mr Clean

Hey Daddy

Do you know what this means

Do you know what this means

I found a girl like Momma

She can work and drink and she don't care what people think

And she can straighten me out

Before I have time to think

Do you know what this means

I found a girl like Momma

She can cook and clean and everything in between and

Hey Daddy she's taken a shine to me

Hey Daddy

She's coming over tonight to meet my family

But you don't have to worry about nothing

Just you wait and see

She's bringing some marked down Walmart chicken

And a gallon of sweetened tea

We can eat it on the couch with a package of Cheetoes

And watch the game on tv

Do you know what this means

I found a girl like Momma

She can work and drink

And she don't care what people think

And she can straighten me out

Before I have time to think

Do you know what this means

I found a girl like Momma

She can cook and clean and everything in between and

Hey Daddy

She's taken a shine to me