Bubba Can't Dance Lyrics

Poor white trash lives hand to mouth

People coming and going like a crack house

A steady stream of car hoping not to get caught

Some wait behind the bushes in that vacant lot

Bubba booked a cruise he invited me along

I stuttered and stammered then said I can't go

Though Bubba and me have always got along

Bubba's party side ain't never been too strong

Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing

Don't play guitar Bubba don't drink

He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling

He ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame

He ain't no crazy man about town

So why do the girls keep coming around

He said while I'm away while I'm gone

Can you keep an eye on my humble home

That's when I noticed cars I been talking about

Are single foxy ladies coming around

There's that pretty girl from the hardware store

Peeking in the window and beating on his door

She said Bubba open up won't you let me in

Bubba won't you let me in

Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing

He don't play guitar Bubba don't drink

He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling

Ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame

He ain't no crazy man about town

So why do the girls keep coming around

As another one left up drove Sally

That friendly little thing from the bowling alley

The next one up was a girl named Dawn

The list goes on and on and on and on

Bubba can't dance Bubba can't sing

He don't play guitar Bubba don't drink

He don't dress in style or wear fancy bling

Ain't stinking rich he ain't got no fame

He ain't no crazy man about town

So why do the girls keep coming around

Why do the girls keep coming around