Yes.. But No Lyrics

I'm trying to stop this addiction but progress is slow

She wants the D, but I said No

I had a girl... straight out of a dream

Used to call her queen... but now I said... HO

I had a chance to get laid another chance to get blowed

I'd always say yes but... No

One day I was freezing, got asked to a threesome, ey yo... I said... NO!

"Yeah right"

I'm a sex addict, I bang chicks everyday

It's a bad habit... you know I gotta say

I've got chicks coming in from left to right

I don't even care... if she's tight

If she's fat or skinny, black or white

As long as it's a girl she's my type

But let me give some examples of why it's a problem

Name some std's, I probably got em'

Last weekend... I went to some different clubs...

Looking for a chick with some big jugs

I met a chick and she was hot, but it's gotta stop

I took one more shot and hit that g-spot

"I'm clean yeah go ahead bust a nut"

Goddamn shouldn't haven't trusted that slut

That god damn HO!... but I went out the next day I was on the roll

My dick is itchy god damn, guys think I'm cool but, they don't understand

At a certain point it's just too much...

But I think they heard I got that magical touch!

I'm trying to stop this addiction but progress is slow

She wants the D, but I said No

I had a girl... straight out of a dream

Used to call her queen... but now I said... HO

I had a chance to get laid another chance to get blowed

I'd always say yes but... No

One day I was freezing, got asked to a threesome, ey yo... I said... NO!

"Yeah right"

Here's how it usually goes

I sit at home ain't got shit to do, bored to death, like I got the flu

So I just gotta get up outta here

Without a doubt or care, I start drinking stop thinking got a bottle here

So I get drunk go to the usual spot

Looking for someone hot, scan the room like a robot buy another shot

The call me terminator target acquired

I don't stop till' I succeed, and rip of their attire

I can't even keep count anymore...

So I make em' all sign in once they walk through my door

At home I got some vodka and like 5 beers

Write down your name and number, where you see yourself in 5 years

Most guys probably wish they had my life

When they got a boring job and a nagging wife

But my shrink said they're causing me problems...

"Didn't mean it like that" so I said to hell with it

I'm going celibate!

I'm trying to stop this addiction but progress is slow

She wants the D, but I said No

I had a girl... straight out of a dream

Used to call her queen... but now I said... HO

I had a chance to get laid another chance to get blowed

I'd always say yes but... No

One day I was freezing, got asked to a threesome, ey yo... I said... NO!

"Yeah right"

Be careful cause a lot of chicks are crazy...

I had to find out the hard way I've had some chase me

One morning I was trying to sneak out I'm not lying man

she looked scary the way she picked up that frying pan

My senses have adapted and I started learning self defense

I said I'd never hit a woman but that's at my expense

I've been taking hits feeling like a punching bag

Went from being a nerdy kid to later have a bunch of swag

I caught up on lost time... that's all

I've gotten a lot of numbers only a few I called

But relationships haven't really been my thing

Once I see their bad sides I start panic-king

I dumped a crazy bitch she had a fat vagna

So I picked up my stuff, moved to China

Stayed there for a whole year before I moved back

I still peek out the window and my bags are packed

I'm trying to stop this addiction but progress is slow

She wants the D, but I said No

I had a girl... straight out of a dream

Used to call her queen... but now I said... HO

I had a chance to get laid another chance to get blowed

I'd always say yes but... No

One day I was freezing, got asked to a threesome, ey yo... I said... NO!

"Yeah right"