Psychotic! Lyrics

I've got a bunch of crazy motherfuckers around me

Some guy escaped his clinic now he's sittin' behind me

He got a murderous mind and Tourettes syndrome combined

Probably contemplating who he's gonna murder this time

So I put on a sitcom, gave him a beer and a bong

I'm just tryin' to keep him calm so I can finish this song

But he's complaining and cussing so it's hard to keep focus

And I don't feel too safe he's diagnosed with psychosis

And a bunch of other things I don't wanna get into

Never think things through, he's got an evil twin too

And after meeting him you wouldn't wanna meet his twin

He's probably diabolical with every synonym

But that's his next of kin, let's not talk about that

He said he'll shoot me in the foot if I don't let him rap

I'm trynna' slip out, real slow, he's gonna flip out, hope I don't get killed th

Would I be better of dead, well my psychiatrist said

"Just swallow some pills and lay down in your bed

Help yourself in my locker, shouldn't be a big shocker

You know drugs can always be dealt out by a doctor

It's without any doubt the best way to go out

But before you do that put you know what in your mouth (What)

Let me comfy on the couch, don't be grouchy just crouch

And put your mouth down south"

I think we're done "ohh we barely begun

If you don't want the pills you know I also got a gun"

Am I the only normal one the guy is crazy as shit tried to get his dick licked

I had to get out of there quick

To call this crazy ass bitch who recommended him

My ex girlfriend who's now defending him

She's totally off her rocker, a crazy ass stalker

Weather I'm at work or if I'm out playing soccer

She's always around, follows me all over town

But I found another chick it was time to rebound

We were at it for 2 weeks she was a ten out of ten

Now I heard from a friend she doesn't even date men

I had a fearsome hoe from some years ago

I tell you being with her was like a reality show

I finally faked a fever as a way to leave her

After waking up to a poster of Justin Bieber

Plus her golden retriever kept on humping my leg yeah

I basically got treated like the griffins treat Meg

I saw some warning signs, but as bored as I am

I don't really mind the dangers of a cordless mind

Still not as torn as mine, I must be borderline

Got a sword a nine let's flip a coin and pour this wine

I'm still here, I don't feel fear, I got a bunch of crazy shit and I will share

I'm so goddamn tired of the people in my life

I wanna go pro like Obie trice so I'm open for advice

Wanted six from my ex but she put it on ice

Later found out my best friend fucked her twice

Never had to kill before but I knew I had to kill that whore

Can barely even deal no more

I'm about to pop a pill or four

Thanks to the clinic tho, the ad libs are added

From some mad kids who gathered

Where the walls are padded