Venezuelan Joker Lyrics

Cruising

Tommy in my hand

Looking for that paper

So I'm looking for the man

Got a super soaker

And a bitch that wears a choker

Metal suitcase with the coca

Yea she really wanna toca

But she cant

Cuz I'm all business

We can play a game of poker

But you know I'll pull a joker

I'm a fool

Though her pussy might drool

Ima leave that chocha open

Its the money that I'm hoping

Tryna build

As a doctor pushes pills

You can find me in the street

Give you a piece of that skill

I'm the illest

Though feds are tryna kill it

I pretend I'm playing ball

But really its a stall

As my soldiers

Twist and strike like cobras

Yea they really wanna hold us

Uncle Sam is tryna scold us

Though it isn't

Even what you think

Wrapped around my shoulders

You can find a couple holsters

'Fore you blink

I'm a leave yo ass leaking

In and out like I was sneaking

You're like "Who's that Puerto Rican?"

Can't fuck with

People like me

Die for this shit

If that's how its got to be

Oh I see where you're going

But you you're fucking with my flowing

Every time you pull me over

Yes, officer, I'm sober

And your breath it that has an odor

Like a vodka and soda

Now you're shutting off my motor

Now you pull me out the window

Fortissimo crescendo

You're the one that needs some endo

Cuz you're really high strung

Heard your wife was sucking dick

Cuz you're not really hung

Maybe that's the reason, huh

Why my bell is getting rung

You know what this reminds me of

Locker room bathrooms

Eyes all bugged out

Like you're on coke and shrooms

Yea power is a trip

When you get a little sip

Responsibility…

Yea who fucking gives a shit

Now you're loading up a clip

Theres a clack and a click

All good cops left

Step back real slick

How heads do tilt

How eyes do drift

'Nother spic gets kilt

His girls skirt just lift

And if mama says shit

Call ICE on that bitch

Throw her in the car

With dad's head all hit

Hear crying kids

You decide to split

Family values

Who's dividing it

Then who built the shit

It's the other dicks

Who founded ICE

Back at the other pricks

If you can't see this

Then you can't be that

Two sides, same coin

Have all minds trapped

Watch you bitch slapped

By your own hand

Look in the mirror

See you're no man

If you don't expand

I'll pay a couple of grand

Touch the lives of you and your clan

Thats who I am

Congruent fam

Totally fluent plan

Using different angles

Like the stars that spangle

You cant wrangle how I mangle

Call me Zorro or Django

It takes two to tango

Now its a triangle

Maybe a square

In the Pentagon lair

But they don't care

Get the fuck out here

Yo

Its rigged to blow

But they don't know

Oh no

I think they boobytrapped the studio