Illogical Lyrics

Fuck around and get

Shot

Heart stop from a pop

Pierce from a bullet

Through the lung

And the gullet

I will re-shape your mullet

If you're repping the wrong colors

If you're fucking with my brothers

Or talk to undercovers

We will show up in some H1s

Like we roll with N1

Kill your ass dead son

Spread like a pestilence

Meet you at your restaurant

Hit you like the mafia

You will try to copy us

Buttcheek in the copier

But your much sloppier

So you never topping us

Do like Obi Toppin does

Dunk on your defenders

You will try to bend us

But you cannot break us

You can try to make us

But you'll never take us

Everything we doing

Very much congruent

Fluent in spewing

News like Huey Lewis

Not the newest

Just underground

Deep in the doldrums

Conundrum

Never humdrum

Rhymes are illogical

Cause they're diabolical

Crimes are illogical

Read your periodical

Times are illogical

So just be methodical

Dimes are illogical

But I am simpatico

Rhymes are illogical

Cause they're diabolical

Crimes are illogical

Read your periodical

Times are illogical

So just be methodical

Dimes are illogical

But I am simpatico

I got one more thing to say

I hope that you concur

If you disagree in any way

With your team you confer

My intentions they are pure

But I'll serve you like hors d'oeuvres

Or some pole dancing breakdancer

In the subway cur

I will stretch from hur to thur

Or maybe her to her

If you show me a fresh body

I might be the murderer

I will break you at your vertebrae

It will cause a stir

Sliced up like a vegetable

Un julienne cote

You can catch me at the Rivier

My ladies prettier

Yours is much shittier

So that's why you're hating her

When we roll up

We'll be skating up

Our decks all painted up

You will want to run away

Like you're on some tainted love

You can catch me at the hookah club

Maybe out in Budapest

Maybe up in Bucharest

Maybe right under the bed

I'm the monster getting fed

She's just there to get some head

Do my thing, collect the bread

Remind her she should take her meds

Rhymes are illogical

'Cause they're diabolical

Crimes are illogical

Read your periodical

Times are illogical

So just be methodical

Dimes are illogical

But I am simpatico

Rhymes are illogical

'Cause they're diabolical

Crimes are illogical

Read your periodical

Times are illogical

So just be methodical

Dimes are illogical

But I am simpatico