How We Learned It Lyrics

Did you hear that the King died on the can?

Darryl said his name was Elvis

Maverick said Kate kissed Mark on the lips

I won't tell anyone I'm jealous

Let's count four steamboats today at recess

And I wanna be the quarterback

Or boost me to the window and I'll get on the gym roof

I'll be a hero, I'll get your ball back

Russell got to try a sip of his daddy's beer last night

He said it's nothing like soda-pop and

I guess I gotta steal Grandpa's whiskey or a cigarette

If I ever wanna top that

Liam broke a front tooth out there playing grounders

On the playground yesterday

Some big kids threw Leslie in the mud

And they told him that he's gay

I tried to help him up from there but

The big kids got the laugh

So I let go and I pushed him and he fell right back down

They all laughed at that

Yeah I learned my lesson and I'm sorry sir

That first hundred lines was enough

I can tell the all guys now about how my wrist is sore

And Leslie, he better get tough

I can tell that we ain't gonna be friends

Yeah I can tell, that we ain't gonna be friends