
Alpha Scumbag Junior Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2021
Lyrics
Line up the liquor bottles on the shelf
Display em like they're trophies that I given to myself
Let the ladies know that I'm the man
If the tank top didn't help em understand
A drawer with only condoms and cologne
Freezer bag of the finest stuff ever been grown
Pizza boxes stacked like the Taj Mahal
Belushi and the Kramer on the wall
Never been so dumb never been so naive
Saw the dark side of masculinity
Tryna break every heart that I can find
Spend too much time in the mirror and up in my mind
Favourite singer has always been Johnny Cash
But it's the Beastie Boys if anybody asks
I hear your dad's a lawyer and that your mom's pretty hot
Me I won't be happy until I got my own yacht
Got some trouble but it all turned out alright
Goddamn if feels good to be well off and white