Square Earth Lyrics

Shelly wants a moon pie

But Blair just wants some rum

Katie needs a haircut

She’ll cut her bangs ‘cause she’s quite dumb

Billy watches game shows

And Pete lives in his phone

Todd will drink cheap beer all day

Which makes his girlfriend moan

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth

Escalator to the gym

The safety light is getting dim

I’ll turn the ladder, you hold the bulb

That rung is broke it’s just a nub

Well, welcome home my little friend

Our journey is about to end

Or maybe we’re about to start

The best laid plans will fall apart

Felix has a dog

And Clifford has a cat

I just have a hamster

That I keep under my hat

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth

Her round world is giving birth

To another place in his square earth