U23 Lyrics

And then there was this time

Where a cat told me fuck off

And then there was a crime

All I did was cough

They asked me for details

That you know I kept locked up

Slept on a bed of nails

But my guilt would soon erupt

Asked me for a polygraph

I laughed and lit a smoke

Is there someone on your staff

Who can really take a joke

Your machine would just explode

With my traumatic brain activity

My anxiety will erode

Any trace of positivity

Under 23

It's the only way to be

Why can't the boomers see

That everything's about me

I might as well plead out

Beg mercy from the judge

That's what it's all about

For justice will not budge

Maybe one day I'll get out

And I can live a normal life

But there is still a lot of doubt

But I still got my pocket knife

Under 23

It's the only way to be

Why can't the boomers see

That everything's about me

Under 23

It's the only way to be

Why can't the boomers see

That everything's about me